About

Extras and history

Tagboard

Everyday story
6:18 AM
asofdihsdogk - Wednesday, March 5, 2008
hmm... boring nite as usual.. slaved(not exactly) over my intro calc stuff... boring stuff.... n therefore... let's review wad i did in singapore.. so this post has a high possibility of being filled wif singlish which little aussie pple might understand...

back in singapore.. there's miraculous thing called a coffeeshop... great things they r..anyways.. they really r great... buy (voluntarily) a drink n u can sit down at the coffeeshop wif all the uncle screaming when someone scores... on a good night.. it gets very exciting.. u get to go " GOALLLL!!!!!" wif all the old uncle there... WHOA!! so long nvr hear the word "keylong" liao...
4 u singlish handicapped people..

cockford singlish dictionary defines it as:
KELONG (Contributed by Raphael Lee)(kay-long)Originally, a kelong is a wooden structure built above the sea by driving wooden "piles" (made from the trunks of coconut trees, for example) into the seabed and used for commercial fishing. Colloquially, it is a term used to describe any form of cheating or corruption in any competition e.g. soccer.Heartlander version: "Wah lao, Yishun United goalie normally damn tzai, but this match perform like cock and lose 5-0! Confirm must be kelong one!" Atas version: "Wah lao, Queen Astrid Park Rangers normally damn cock, but this match somehow can win 5-0! Confirm must be kelong one!"

so.. yup... n then u can sit there n listen to the uncle's expert commentatery(commentary??commentatertoghenodn??).. amusing amusing.. some stuff might be like" aiyah!! tt rooney ar!! very kwai lan.. can shoot dun wan shoot" or when rooney pretended to be injured" AIYAH!! u see u see??? tt rooney?? sibei kwai lan.."

so long nvr hear such things liao..

now singapore so packed.. orchard.. haizz... gone case... so many angmoh there too!! oh wells... thus is life n i'm a migrant here... so cannot say much lah huh... juz pretty darn annoying tt the stupid government(gah-men) wan singapore to stop speaking singlish... like.. major wtf?!?!?
wad happen to the... u people should remember ur roots??
hmm.... this sounds highly contradictory to the "stop speaking singlish" coz aint singlish kinda like our roots?!!?!?

highly gong liao!!
the phantom..