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LOLS!! - Wednesday, March 5, 2008
hehe... talkingcock.com.. i like....
the following is ripped out of talkingcock.com so therefore obviously i dun own the rites to them...
actual meaning of the acroynm for the more obscure ones.. in brackets...

THREE-LETTER SINGAPOREAN HORROR FILMSPosted on Tuesday, November 06, 2007Topic: The Arts
So the SAW series of torture/horror films is still going strong, even though the story is more or less the same each time. Eh, Singapore flim-makers, follow their successful example by making your own versions, leh! Here are some suggestions for THREE-LETTER SINGAPOREAN HORROR FILMS (and their tag lines)...
1. TAX: On April 15, it’s time to pay…
2. LAN: Just what is turning our teenaged boys into mindless zombies?
3. GST: Just when you thought it was safe to go into the mall again…
4. ERP(electronic road pricing): It’s here… to drive you mad.
5. CPF(Central Provident Fund): There’s nothing inside… or is there?
6. SAF(Singapore Armed Forces): On Tekong, no one can hear you scream…
7. MRT(Mass Rapid Transit/Messy Rocky Train): Do you dare enter… the tunnel?
8. SBS(Bus system): Take a slow ride… to hell.
9. SIA(Singapore Airline): What happens when… there are snakes on the world’s biggest plane?
10. MOE(Ministry of Education): It’s time someone taught all of you a lesson.
11. GEP(Gifted Education Program): Get out of their elite, uncaring faces… before it’s too late.
12. PCK the Horror Movie: The mole… it’s ALIVE!
13. SPH(sinapore press holdings): What if everything you’ve been told is a lie?
14. PAP(people action party a.k.a the gahmen): You.. will… pay… and pay… and pay… and pay…
15. LEE(PM LEE!!): The horror that just won’t die