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Everyday story7:01 AM LOLS!! - Wednesday, March 5, 2008
hehe... talkingcock.com.. i like....the following is ripped out of talkingcock.com so therefore obviously i dun own the rites to them... actual meaning of the acroynm for the more obscure ones.. in brackets... THREE-LETTER SINGAPOREAN HORROR FILMSPosted on Tuesday, November 06, 2007Topic: The Arts So the SAW series of torture/horror films is still going strong, even though the story is more or less the same each time. Eh, Singapore flim-makers, follow their successful example by making your own versions, leh! Here are some suggestions for THREE-LETTER SINGAPOREAN HORROR FILMS (and their tag lines)... 1. TAX: On April 15, it’s time to pay… 2. LAN: Just what is turning our teenaged boys into mindless zombies? 3. GST: Just when you thought it was safe to go into the mall again… 4. ERP(electronic road pricing): It’s here… to drive you mad. 5. CPF(Central Provident Fund): There’s nothing inside… or is there? 6. SAF(Singapore Armed Forces): On Tekong, no one can hear you scream… 7. MRT(Mass Rapid Transit/Messy Rocky Train): Do you dare enter… the tunnel? 8. SBS(Bus system): Take a slow ride… to hell. 9. SIA(Singapore Airline): What happens when… there are snakes on the world’s biggest plane? 10. MOE(Ministry of Education): It’s time someone taught all of you a lesson. 11. GEP(Gifted Education Program): Get out of their elite, uncaring faces… before it’s too late. 12. PCK the Horror Movie: The mole… it’s ALIVE! 13. SPH(sinapore press holdings): What if everything you’ve been told is a lie? 14. PAP(people action party a.k.a the gahmen): You.. will… pay… and pay… and pay… and pay… 15. LEE(PM LEE!!): The horror that just won’t die |
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