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nvr knew this was possible - Wednesday, March 19, 2008
anyone ever get kicked off a plane??
while surfing on digg.com, came across an amusing article which talked bout 10 ways airlines recently kicked passengers off the plane..

1.SING ABOUT FOOTBALLERS’ UNDERWEAR
juz coz the guy was singing Sunderland AFC's praises. some weird song bout the chairman's underwear.. WTF?!?!
2.PAY INSUFFICIENT ATTENTION TO PERSONAL HYGIENE
yes.... dude was thrown off a plane 4 smelling bad... can only imagine how bad he was smelling..
3.BLOCK THE EMERGENCY EXIT WITH A HUGE STUFFED CROCODILE
dunno wad to say bout this
4.WEAR THE WRONG CLOTHES
some chick was wearing a T-shirt that featured pictures of George Bush and friends, with a slogan based on the hit film Meet the Fockers – but with one crucial vowel altered. Obviously aircraft staff weren't too happy with it... Y NOT?!??! we all noe its true to a certain extent..
5.DON’T WEAR ENOUGH CLOTHES
apparently some girl was dressed too provocatively, in micro miniskirt and tight T-shirt – though she was let back on when she rearranged them to cover as much as possible... Thus wondering wad a micro-miniskirt looks like... how small can they be??
6.ATTEMPT SEX
alrite... this is a bit weird.. i'll juz quote the webby "After “fooling around” in front of other passengers in their economy seats, the pair made for the lavatories. Instead of ending up in Las Vegas, as planned, they were dumped in Portland, Oregon."
7.READ PORN
8.SWEAR... IF YOU’RE THE PILOT
pilot swore n was thus kicked off..

and my favorite last 2...
9. DIE!!!
some person died on a British Airways flight in her economy flight seat.. instead of getting thrown off the plane, they actually upgraded her to first class!! woot!! i noe which airline i wanna die on now... oh.. n i'm pretty sure the person sitting next to her in first class would have been scared.. imagine waking up wif some dead stranger next to u!!
10. Say "bye bye plane"
Lil baby juz repeats "byebye plane" for X amount of time during the boring safety briefing.. sif anyone listens to them anyways.. n so was thrown off plane... classy...


in other news... i'll be back in sing apparently every term holis now...